tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8507742470418197824.post840123473385553408..comments2023-10-30T07:28:49.865-04:00Comments on Spirit of Jake Plummer: The Douchemeter: L.A. knows soccer like chess players know sexual intercourseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8507742470418197824.post-701199203012404522007-07-18T04:29:00.000-04:002007-07-18T04:29:00.000-04:00You'd be amazed at how hair is a natural sponge fo...You'd be amazed at how hair is a natural sponge for perspiration. Without it, I must rely on a tool (i.e. the washcloth) to make up for my physical shortcoming. In that sense, I'm like Oscar Pistorius, or like Hurk using a stepstool to reach anything that's higher than the bottom shelf of his cupboard.<BR/><BR/>I just presumed the mistakes were part of the site's gimmick. If this blog is supposed to be infused with the spirit of Jake Plummer, then mistakes should be par for the course. But I just can't resist the temptation to correct a few of them. You said it yourselves, I'm a former editor --- old habits die hard. The real victim here is my computer monitor, since I can't resist the temptation to circle your errors in red ink.Question Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00267485396018087075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8507742470418197824.post-81374881977820552952007-07-17T23:51:00.000-04:002007-07-17T23:51:00.000-04:00Lay off chess players.Chess club was cool.Right?Lay off chess players.<BR/>Chess club was cool.<BR/>Right?Dave Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04893284204553456435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8507742470418197824.post-87059257283673010982007-07-16T17:42:00.000-04:002007-07-16T17:42:00.000-04:00I didn't see it, but that Peyton Manning thing sou...I didn't see it, but that Peyton Manning thing sounds funny as hell. Dickish, sure, but funny.<BR/><BR/>And, finally, Shuk gets the comeuppance so richly deserved.Chad Nevetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11785622045733202883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8507742470418197824.post-89959695331658470832007-07-16T16:30:00.000-04:002007-07-16T16:30:00.000-04:00What does Polishuk do when his hairless (one would...What does Polishuk do when his hairless (one would assume) nuts get sweaty from getting too close to attractive women in said bar? Use the same facecloth? Not a pretty image, and I've never even met this guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8507742470418197824.post-35994024972789002022007-07-16T16:08:00.000-04:002007-07-16T16:08:00.000-04:00To be fair to Russia, that transfer agreement rape...To be fair to Russia, that transfer agreement rapes them from behind pretty hard. Would you be willing to put a million dollar price tag on guys like Malkin, or even Valentenko?<BR/><BR/>(I know, they're not getting a cent for them as it is, but I'm assuming they've gotta be working on fixing this whole opt-out loophole, right?)<BR/><BR/>If you really want to hate Russia, hate them for giving us pieces of shit like Sergei Samsonov, Alexander Perezhogin and Alexei Yashin.malcolmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03373802507578634117noreply@blogger.com